Another week has passed and a trash can full of gossip has been thrown out of the tinsel town of Bollywood. Sift through the wannabes and desperate starlets, and you might find something of relevance. But who has the time to go through so much of trash? I mean, is it not enough that we have or own trash to deal with? But there is no denying that some of this stuff is very amusing no? So to make matters real simple for you, I have taken this tremendous and overwhelming task upon myself- to dig through the muck and grime and find little tidbits that will make you chuckle and gurgle. So this is what I have for you today…
Shahid and Kareena
First things first; what is happening to our rock steady couples? First it was THE hot couple on the block- John and Bipasha who went for a trip to splits Ville and now its Shahid and Kareena who have gone down to tubes. Correct me if I’m wrong, but was it not Bebo herself who had started asserting herself in all of Shahid’s business hmm? The two were taking yoga classes together for crying out loud. Then what happened? I’ll tell you what happened. The relentless bachelor on the prowl has struck again. Ever since his break up with his Italian connection, Saif Ali Khan has turned into the serial break up guy. I’m not a psychiatrist or something, but come on! This the second steady couple that has split because of him. Word has it that chotte Nawab and Bebo has a Jashn on the sets of Tashan. Unit people vouch how, uh, comfortable the two of them were in each other’s company and boom! Before you know it, a break up has hit the news waves. Poor Shahid, the little kid does not even know what hit him. Meanwhile, Bebo is tight lipped about what happened. For once the sassy gal seems to have nothing much to say. Well, well, well…
Anyway, my dahlings, there is something far more distressing that happened to me. I am writing this as a public service message to save those who still have a chance. I went for the premiere of Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag and oh my god! As soon as people got the chance, they were out of the theatre like it was on fire! I was one of them too, you know, it was so traumatic, I have goose bumps just talking about it. How can such a film be considered a remake of Sholay?! It’s ridiculous! Even the stars felt so because every one, including the cast members, beat a hasty retreat. Even Big B left after the first thirty minutes or so. I must say I don’t blame him for stealing eyes from the media. Ramu was watching all this with a bemused expression as he nursed his drink near a trash can. Kind of fitting, don’t you think?
While break ups are the in thing right now, it’s nice to know that bridges are being mended elsewhere. Another couple to have jumped onto the break up band wagon was that of Kelly Dorje and Lara Dutta. You know all about the seven year itch na…guess that is what happened with them…but anyway, now things seem to be smoothing out as it seems that they are trying to work things out. Some even say that it is all for their babies. Now, before you go “WHA?!”, let me tell you that I was merely referring to their dogs. Their friends are doing all that is possible to get them back together again and its working!
Now its time we talked about something new, even I am bored about going on about couples that simply can’t make their minds up. Lets talk about Viveik Oberoi (yes, he still sticks to the spelling) and Tabu. Seems the two of them are sort of an item nowadays. The beautiful and mysterious Tabu is getting downright comfy and cozy with Oberoi junior. If you ask me, I think she is wasting her time. The last I saw him was in a toothpaste ad jumping around with a little boy. Trust me; it almost made me give up brushing!
Sush baby really ever ceases to amaze me. It’s so weird when such an intelligent and together woman gets involved with something like Aag. Not to mention her particular choice in men. But what ever it is, her rejects can’t get enough of her and keep coming back begging for more. Like Manav Menon or Lemon or what ever his name is. Poor guy is following her like a lost little puppy to get the dates and confirmation for Jhansi Ki Rani. Poor boy, can’t you see that she has slain your directorial debut with her sharp sword sweetie? Get a clue…
Talking about Sush, it looks like she needs more. You don’t need me to tell you about this sassy lady, but she wants to come across as the spitfire she is on screen too. She takes her movie very seriously. No more candy floss romances for her; she wants to kick some serious butt. For learning to do this properly, she is planning to go to China to get trained in martial arts. Whoa! Now we better watch out for this Indian Uma Thurman…
Acting is a serious business and people are ready to do what ever it takes to get there. If you think star kids have it any easier than regular aspirants, then you better read on. Anil Kapoor‘s daughter Sonam will be making her debut with Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s Saawariya. But this role did not fall into her lap like you would think. She was the A.D. for Black and spent long grueling hours working for the great director. Not only that, the girl lost 30 kgs to get in shape for the role! Gosh! Now you know that she is planning to stay here and is willing to go to any lengths to become a legend like her daddy.
Now I’m tired of typing. There is so much to say and so little time… never mind, you are well stocked for the week. See you next week…
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